Tuesday, April 21, 2009

kiddie jokes

Louie and Benny are really into telling jokes. They usually go something along the lines of this:

Lou: What does a flower in a rain pour say?
Ben: I don't know.
Lou (whispering): Say, "I don't know, what does a flower in a rain pour say?"
Ben: I don't know. What?
Lou: Gotcha last!
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Ben: What does a pole eat?
Lou: I don't know. What?
Ben: A flower!!!!
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Ben: Gotcha last!

I look at Charlie. Charlie looks at me. Neither of us are laughing, but it must be waaay over our heads because the other two are about to fall out of their car seats.

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