In the paper today there is a special section on the Bengals and it has two big pictures of Carson Palmer and Marvin Lewis. When I was explaining what Marvin's job is (i.e. telling players what to do, help them get better), Louie informs me that it God's job. God will help the Bengals.
If the Bengals are God's team this year, things are looking up for us!
And by the way, Louie also says that Babe Ruth is up in heaven helping the Reds. Maybe he's been hanging out at the hot dog stand all season, because the help he's giving us isn't getting us anywhere.