There's an episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob wants to join his friend, Sandy, at the toughest hangout in their city. You have to prove to the guy at the door how tough you are. Needless to say, SB is not much of a tough guy and is rejected a number of times, taking his sorrows to the local ice cream parlor, Wienie Hut, where all the so-called "wienies" hang out.
After some advice from the ice cream scooper guy, our hero has a plan to make it in to join Sandy. Not five seconds later, he slips on a piece of ice and is sent to the hospital to be checked out by a doctor. After being revived at the hospital, Spongebob tells the doctor that he has a "boo-boo" on his elbow. The doctor responds by saying, "Boo-boo, eh? I'm afraid you're going to have to go on over to Wienie Hut General." (As you can imagine, this is the place to take your extremely superficial problems.)
I've just renamed our house "Wienie Hut General" because of the hundreds of "emergencies" we have each day. You can tell I'm a very sympathetic mom.